False Advertising
In my relatively short life, I have used a variety of methods to eliminate odors in the bathroom, including matches, candles, and sprays. Regarding the sprays, I have decided that they are advertised with misleading information.
Instead of covering the odor, they actually enhance it by adding a pleasant scent to an unpleasant odor. Thus, the nice "Garden Mist" smells like the garden is planted on a septic field. Or the "Tropical Rain" is falling on a sewage plant. Or the "Country Potpourri" is in the outhouse.
They should rename the scents to "Strawberries and Shit" or "Mango Crap", because that's what I smell when I spray them in my bathroom.
Instead of covering the odor, they actually enhance it by adding a pleasant scent to an unpleasant odor. Thus, the nice "Garden Mist" smells like the garden is planted on a septic field. Or the "Tropical Rain" is falling on a sewage plant. Or the "Country Potpourri" is in the outhouse.
They should rename the scents to "Strawberries and Shit" or "Mango Crap", because that's what I smell when I spray them in my bathroom.
posted by Jason at 5:00 PM
4 Comments:
I tried to stop him. There was a mad-crazy arm-wrestling match as I tried to prevent him from hitting "publish", but alas, to no avail.
ooh, freak nasty. I am now trying to reconcile the image of you singing such a beautiful solo yesterday, with one of you writing this sick nasty post...
It's not cussing if you say it with your hands.
Ahh, yes, like those old Lysol commercials where someone is cooking fish on the stove and mom comes by with the air freshener..."Ewwww, fish and roses!"
Good thing Jason wasn't head of marketing then...
Post a Comment
<< Home